London cabbies have the knowledge and now you have the London Rule Book to guide you safely through your time in the city.

No longer will you have to suffer the inconvenience of being polite and considerate only to be ignored by the masses around you. Instead, rejoice at the common sense rules observed and documented herein.

Many of the tips and techniques on this website may also be applied to other bustling cities across the world.

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Performing the actions on this site may result in you being poked in the eye, or worse.