When faced with an inconveniently long queue of people waiting for a train, you should attempt to creep along the outside of the queue when people are not looking directly at you, ultimately ending up at the front of the queue.

For extra bravery, you can attempt to stand on the wrong side of the ‘yellow line of death’. This will make the waiting commuters behind you very grateful for protecting them from the high-speed rolling lump of metal merely inches away from your face.

If anyone attempts to block your movement to the front, move along to the next door and repeat or push them out the way when the train stops and board before them regardless.

(Thanks to Alex for the tip)