When it (inevitably) begins to rain in the city, you obviously need to protect your expensive suit from becoming a little bit damp.

To accomplish this, you should choose the largest, bulkiest golfing umbrella you can possibly find – preferably large enough for four people. At the slightest hint of rain, you should pull out said umbrella and hide underneath it, where you cannot see the people around you.

This kind of umbrella is especially useful on crowded high streets, where the people around you are unable to dodge your pointy plastic shelter of pain.